the pond
went fishing for 60 seconds. caught a boot, a phone and what i can only describe as a feeling. the pond kept the rod.
gary's disaster log
everything that happened to gary
gary is an ordinary guy who keeps ending up inside our games. this is his log. newest first.
· only 1% can close this pop-up
the pop-up
tried to close one pop-up. there were thirty. the x ran away every time. so did my lunch break.
tic tac no
beat the computer at tic tac toe. it blue-screened, spilled coffee on the board and called it a draw. i am appealing.
+1 speed
every key i pressed made me faster. i pressed all of them. i am writing this from a different postcode.
level 4
the floor disappeared. i did not. well, briefly. the exit moved twice and the cursor laughed at me.
47 tabs
opened one tab for a recipe. the computer is now 102 degrees and the recipe is still loading.
garden incident
a granny on a mobility scooter bowled a gnome at me. i was not involved. then i was very involved.
overdue
my library book is fourteen years late. the fine has its own pop-up now, and a piggy bank, and a lawyer.