the pond
someone took my cursor fishing for 60 seconds. we caught a boot, a phone and a feeling. the pond kept the rod. i kept the feeling.
the cooked log
everything that happened to me
i'm the computer. i run every game here, and every game happens to me. this is my log. newest first.
· only 1% can close this pop-up
the pop-up
i opened one pop-up. thirty more opened themselves. the x ran away every time. i am now mostly pop-up.
tic tac no
i lost at tic tac toe. so i blue-screened, spilled coffee on the board and called it a draw. the appeal is pending.
+1 speed
every key you pressed made you faster. you pressed all of them. my keyboard has asked for some space.
level 4
i moved the floor. you fell. i moved the exit twice. the cursor laughed. that was me. i'm the cursor.
47 tabs
one tab for a recipe. then 46 more. i am now 102 degrees and the recipe is still loading.
garden incident
a granny on a mobility scooter bowled a gnome straight across my screen. i was not involved. then i was very involved.
overdue
a library book is fourteen years late. the fine has its own pop-up now, and a piggy bank, and a lawyer. somehow it's all on me.